Archive for the ‘artists’ Category

16 June

Advanced Listening Skills

Hello folks! Jackie Juno here. I compered a night over the weekend, in a raucous club in Torquay- I have to say, a whole lotta fun was had - but it made me appreciate how nice it is to BE HEARD when one is delivering poetry - (like one is at the Wondermentalist Cabaret….). it may not have the sex n drugs n rock n roll in such prolific proportions, but it does have attentive respectful audiences a poet craves!!!!Remember folks - POETRY - its the NEW sex n drugs n rock n roll - AND you can be in bed at a decent time, and wake up the next morning refreshed and inspired…

4 June

Beryl Cook

The wonderful and deservedly popular artist Beryl Cook died last week, aged 81. She died peacefully, surrounded by family and friends.  I was moved to write a short poem for her, broadcast on May 31st’s Saturday Live…

 

Beryl Cook

In cards, on prints and postage stamps – but never in the Tate

Painting women of a certain age and in a certain state

 

Stroppy, lippy, happy types, with big bosoms and appetites

As bumptious and as scrumptious as they’re plump

 

And it’s art with a heart, served up in great dollops

She likes us as we are, she’s the dog’s jackson pollocks

 

She’s one of our national treasures. She’s my cup – a big cup – of tea

She gave pleasure in generous measures. Beryl Cook, O.B.E., R.I.P.

 

27 May

May’s Cabaret – Very Nice

It was our last Seven Stars outing till October and what a wonderful and ever so very pleasant evening it was. Isn’t Jude Simpson a star? She is. If I had a pound for everyone who’s come up to me since the show to tell me how much they enjoyed her set – well, I’d have enough to go absolutely bonkers wild at a car boot sale, I can tell you.

For the introductory poem I put myself entirely in the hands of Dan, drummer of Nomad Shuffle, whose job it was to throw first a sugar-free biscuit then a packet of crisps from the wings directly into my outstretched hand. In such a way that I could catch it. Whilst not making it look easy. He did this, as if not making it look easy was easy. Which it’s not. Nor is it easy in the first place. Not for any of us.

The unusually talented John Elliott was next to stand up and be counted and he assured us, musically and lyrically, that ‘everybody’s different’ – in way that left me nursing the suspicion that some are more different an others. He was followed by Jackie Juno – without husband Brian Abbott, with whom she assures us she has a very special chemistry – nevertheless she achieved a winning musical-comedy intimacy with deceptively cherubic George Cooper. You may wish to confirm this for yourself on Traydio.

The Dead Poets’ Slam was one of the best in memory with Bill Greenwell, Surabhi Forest, Tony Gee, Jude Simpson, Jackie Juno and John Elliott treating us to ‘Banjo’ Paterson, Rumi, Anonymous, AA Milne, Vivekananda and Emily Dickinson respectively. Emily Dickinson won, by a one point, from Rumi, who was one point clear of AA Milne. It’s lovely to see late poets getting into the spirit of things. Her prize – a copy of Jude Simpson’s Secret Rapper – was collected on her behalf by John Elliott. What would Jude have received if AA Milne had won? It’s hard to say, because he didn’t. Not yet.

Jerri Hart was last up before the interval and like Ms Juno was accompanied by the engaging Mr Cooper, whose first name had stepped sideways to Jorges. Together they performed a rousing version of Sheikh of Araby that shall live long on the memory for the acts of wanton violence perpetrated by Mr Hart upon the dogged and persevering Jorges, and also for Mr Hart’s splendid trumpet playing which was in danger of being forgotten alongside his assaults on his accompanist, which fell somewhere in that happy middle place between slapstick and attempted manslaughter.

It was, as ever, a magnificent interval, with multiple contributions to the audience poem, this month on the chosen theme of ‘putty’. The poem, put together by Liv Torc, can be found in the next or next but one post on this very blog.

A prize was awarded and the poem was read out, to gasps of wonder, recognition and dismay. There had been talk of the audience poem being placed in the Totnes Times. Hmmmm, not this month maybe. However close to our various edges the putty poem took us, it was all a good introduction to episode six in the continuing adventures of Empath Man. I won’t tell you more than that the two muggers who attempted to rob him that night got more than they bargained for. One of them discovered a gift for rap and rhyme while the other, articulate beyond his aspirations, discovered a different form of self-expression. Please visit traydio. Subscribe to the podcast, if you can.

(By the way, everything I’ve said here is utterly butterly true - don’t you agree??)

It just remained for Jude to charm our pants off and win a deserved encore for her funny and moving poems and songs, before Jerri and I put the everyone into and then quickly out of their post-Jude misery with a beautifully moving and argumentative Shorelines of your Mind.

9 May

April Cabaret Links

I wanted to tell you, the curious blog reader, where you can find various highlights of the April Cabaret on Traydio, so look below and click as you see fit… 

A compilation of the highlights of the March 2008 Wondermentalist can be found here  

Stephen Park’s contribution is here

Nathan Filer’s flying words can be heard by clicking here

Jerri Hart’s comic turn is digitally reproduced right here

For the Audience Poem, however, you must press here

The band known as Nomad Shuffle can be heard here, while Nomad Shuffle doing the Empath Man Theme Song with Jerri Hart on vocals and Faith Burch and Johnny Bloor on backing vocals are, as you probably guessed, exactly here

I hope you felt moved to click on the links. I hope you liked a significant percentage of what you heard. There will come a time, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, my word alive but it’s coming soon, when it willbe possible to subscribe to wondermentalist  podcasts. These, once subscribed to, will bring  lovely audio files to your iTunes or equivalent without you having to do anything. Isn’t that marvellous? It’s a rhetorical question, but I like to think you;re sitting there, nodding, with a grin on your face that makes you look younger than you’ve looked all week.

It’s a nice thought.