Beryl the Feral
“…Beryl the feral was left in the wilderness at an early age and brought up by monkeys. She has now nearly totally reintegrated into conventional society; with only a
few inappropriate scratching behaviours remaining as tell-tale signs. Regularly performing around the South West and co-hosting a womyn’s cabaret event she delights audiences with honest cheeky poetry and surprising rhyme…”
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Here’s an mp3 of Beryl, live at the Bit on the Side, Paignton: Beryl Likes
its only been two
hours since you left
and ive eaten too many cookies and yes
my tummy aches and i feel sick
and ive realised im a complete bitch
and im feeling guilty and selfish and sad
cause i never said sorry though i wish that i had
and i tried too disguise what you knew all along
that i lied when I told you that nothing was wrong
and im sorry i involved you but im learning to be real
and i cant ask for forgiveness but i wonder how you feel
it was insulting and depressing that you had to keep on guessing
and these words dont do justice to the message im expressing
and i know that i was awful and i wish it wasnt true
and so thats why im calling up right now.
…How are you?
Click here to hear Beryl’s performance at December’s Wondermentalist on Traydio