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| The misuse of jugs |
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| Keywords: jugs, misuse
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| Categories: Blogs, Poems
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| Published on: Mar 16, 2010 |
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| Last updated on: Mar 16, 2010 |
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I was listening to the Radio 4 news today when the newsreader tripped over a word, saying, "....the misuse of jugs" instead of "drugs". It got me thinking.
The misuse of jugs by Rob Barratt
Vase
Ostrich-sized egg cup
Generously optimistic receptacle for urine sample
Home for false teeth
Remove base to use as a megaphone
Storage for used chip fat
Potty
Unusual hat
Breasts for impoverished female impersonator
FA Cup replacement (if lost)
Weapon against intruders (not plastic jugs)
Oil can
Vessel for syringing ears in the absence of a kidney bowl
Bidet
Bong
Toby or not Toby?
That is the question.
I guess every pitcher tells a story…….. |
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