England Expects
Everyone who came to the last Wondermentalist Cabaret was making a conscious choice not to stay in and watch international rugby on TV, a decision that I feel was vindicated by the quality of the evening. This is a rugby-based poem to acknowledge what they were missing… England Expects
The scrum, the ruck, the pack, the maul
Bulked up bodies, a mis-shapen ball
A red rose on a bloodstained shirt
Oggi, Oi! Oggi, Oi!
Oggi Oggi Oggi – ow! that really hurt!