The Wondermental Things Apply

Below is a poem I wrote for yesterday’s Saturday Live on Radio 4. It might look like shameless ‘crypto-advertising’ for the Wondermentalist Cabaret but really it’s an innocent and sincere savouring celebration of things quantum, small and beautiful. Really. Nitin Sawhney liked it, which is nice.

 

The wondermental things apply

as quirky quantum time goes by

 

it’s quirky and it’s quarky

and it’s kind of like a doorkey

to a world so charmed and murky

only physicists can visit it

and handle its vicissitudes

 

it is a most absorbing thing

to watch electrons orbiting

to sit there and imagine them

without a hope of catching them

the fundamental particles

like toilet rolls and smarticles

 

they’re smaller than bacteria

but in no way inferior

though they occupy less area

they’re infinitely eerier

and scarier

 

so much that even physicists

can hardly grasp that they exist

 

they have ‘non-local’ properties

exist as probabilities

as possibles and parallels

as parables and dizzy spells

a neo-nano-nothingness

attention-seeking emptiness

an absence with an aftertaste

a ripple in a state of grace

 

for some the sub-atomic’s

both a riddle and a tonic

 

east of reason, shy of rhyme

the quantum world confirms that time

is circular and cyclical

 

on top of that it speaks of why

the wondermental things apply

as quarky quantum time goes by…

3 Responses to “The Wondermental Things Apply”

  1. anonym Says:

    i love this! its reassuringly amazing & amusing - Thanx Matt

  2. Barrie Coleman Says:

    An excellent example of art-meets-science. I shall use it in my A level Physics lessons, if that’s OK.

    I’d be delighted if you use it in your Physics lessons, Barrie - cheers, Matt

  3. Yvette Says:

    many thanks Matt for directing me to this, tis a great poem. have you done any other science based poems? thanks, or as we say by ‘ere, diolch yn fawr, yvette xx

    thanks Yvette, I haven’t done many science poems, but I did write “Hypothetical Love Poem” and an information technology poem called “Bit Byte Kilobyte”. They’re both in my recent collection available from my website (click on Shop) or, if you’re interested but not that interested, e-mail me and I’ll send you a copy.
    Matt x

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