Archive for January, 2008

27 January

January 25th’s Cabaret

Well folks, another wonderful Wondermentalist evening is behind us, and, in a strange but satisfying Traydio podcasty way, ahead of us…

It was a terrific evening with everyone on top form - I say this immodestly as a contributor who delivered the longest Empath Man episode on record and stretched our audience’s attention span to hitherto undreamt of lengths. But bless them and thank them they went with the stretch, they felt the burn, they returned to their natural shape. Jackie Juno was magnificent - she assured us that every word in her poem Betterware could be found in the catalogue of the same name, but without Jackie to splice it together I guarantee it wouldn’t have been the same. And Simon Williams, to his lasting credit, developed the origami precedent set last month by Jerri Hart into what, if the folded gauntlet is picked up in February, could amount to a tradition.

It was not a night to single out favourites. But, since you insist, and on the understanding that you know I loved all the acts with a fervour only just this side of seemly, I will mention that Rose Cook’s take on string is something we could all aspire to and learn from.

The Dead Poets Slam was won by Robert Service’s ‘The Spell of the Yukon’ read by wonderful Lucy Lepchani, one of our featured poets next month.

Our next Wondermentalist Cabaret is on Saturday February 23rd. The headliner is the extremely funny Elvis McGonagall ”one man and his doggerel”, star of stage, skip and cctv. I’ll start another thread to talk about Feb 23rd. I’ll probably call it “February 23rd Cabaret” - it won’t be hard to find…

20 January

The Wondermental Things Apply

Below is a poem I wrote for yesterday’s Saturday Live on Radio 4. It might look like shameless ‘crypto-advertising’ for the Wondermentalist Cabaret but really it’s an innocent and sincere savouring celebration of things quantum, small and beautiful. Really. Nitin Sawhney liked it, which is nice.

 

The wondermental things apply

as quirky quantum time goes by

 

it’s quirky and it’s quarky

and it’s kind of like a doorkey

to a world so charmed and murky

only physicists can visit it

and handle its vicissitudes

 

it is a most absorbing thing

to watch electrons orbiting

to sit there and imagine them

without a hope of catching them

the fundamental particles

like toilet rolls and smarticles

 

they’re smaller than bacteria

but in no way inferior

though they occupy less area

they’re infinitely eerier

and scarier

 

so much that even physicists

can hardly grasp that they exist

 

they have ‘non-local’ properties

exist as probabilities

as possibles and parallels

as parables and dizzy spells

a neo-nano-nothingness

attention-seeking emptiness

an absence with an aftertaste

a ripple in a state of grace

 

for some the sub-atomic’s

both a riddle and a tonic

 

east of reason, shy of rhyme

the quantum world confirms that time

is circular and cyclical

 

on top of that it speaks of why

the wondermental things apply

as quarky quantum time goes by…

16 January

Who’s up at January’s Wondermentalist Cabaret Matt?

Ask a simple question…and…well…five minutes later…

Matt Harvey doesn’t just spill the beans, he gives each one a name.

http://www.canstream.co.uk/copperbeech/audio/wonderful-2008-01-16-56310.mp3

9 January

The 2nd half of the 1st Wondermentalist Cabaret

The 2nd half of the 1st Wondermentalist Cabaret was so good it has its own blog post. Just like the 1st half. It started with me reading a poem called “Cows. What are you like?” which is so good it’s already up on Traydio, here, ahead of the rest of the evening. It earned an exaggeratedly warm response from the audience who, it must be said, were so good we may never see their like again. Do you notice a theme of things being ‘so good’? I’ll stop that now.

Next up was the Dead Poets’ Slam – a chance for late great poets to be heard from beyond the veil, kind of, a chance too for the living to honour (and cover) the inspiring dead.

The Dead Poets’ Slam will gets its own page but for now here’s who read what and (sometimes) where it can be found. Where poets passed on/out/away within the last 70 years we need permission from their estates to publish their work, so we may point you to where you can buy a book or to a site which has both the poem and the relevant permission. We are trying so hard to be good.

Beryl the Feral read The Hand that Signed the Paper by Dylan Thomas

Simon Williams read Enter a Cloud by WS Graham

Jackie Juno read To be a Slave of Intensity by Kabir

Nathan Filer read The Little Boy and the Old Man by Shel Silverstein

Which can be found here

Stephen Park read The Laughing Song by William Blake, and

Jo Walton read The World is too much with us by William Wordsworth

 

Two volunteers from the audience functioned as clapometers, mmmmmometers and ooohometers, giving marks out of 100 for their perception of the warmth of each poet’s reception. And the slam was won by… …Kabir, represented on this earth by Jackie Juno (January’s hardliner, I mean headliner). She read Kabir’s To be a Slave of Intensity and a deep time was had by all.

TO BE A SLAVE OF INTENSITY

 

Friend, hope for the Guest while you are alive.

Jump into experience while you are alive!

Think …. and think …. while you are alive.

What you call ’salvation’ belongs to the time before death.

 

If you don’t break your ropes while you’re alive,

do you think

ghosts will do it after?

 

The idea that the soul will join with the ecsatic

just because the body is rotten -

that is all a fantasy.

What is found now is found then.

If you find nothing now,

you will simply end up with an apartment in the City of Death.

 

If you make love with the divine now, in the next life you will have the face of satisfied desire.

 

So plunge into the truth, find out who the Teacher is, Believe in the Great Sound!

 

Kabir says this: When the Guest is being searched for, it is the intensity of the longing for the Guest that does all the work.

Look at me, and you will see a slave of that intensity.

 

Kabir

trans. Robert Bly

Nomad Shuffle returned to sing a beautiful original song, by Graham Macey. This was a world premier and can be heard on Traydio.

Finally Jerri Hart took the stage, a sloping man with timeless quality, as if his material was dredged up from some deep, old place, a quarry perhaps, or rarely visited copse in some ancient woods. Nevertheless, in spite of everything, he delighted the by-now slightly dazed audience, and went down so well it’s been decided to ask him back, over and over again, to do short, strange spots in each of the following cabarets. It’s hoped that by close study his onstage behaviour will yield insights into the nature of chaotic systems and dysfunctional appliances.

Jerri’s encore was hijacked by Matt Harvey and the two of them wound up the evening with a moving adaptation of The Windmills of your Mind. Their version was called, topically, Tinsel of your Mind, and was, if anything, more beautiful than the original.