Muddled Memories, Traps of the Mind

This kind of follows on from the previous post (Magic memories, Tricks of the Mind). It’s another memory poem. One that I was reminded of. And feel nostalgic for. There was a feature about a woman who’d gone back to live in the place she’d grown up in, a place of which she had magical memories, only to find the real place and the place of magical memories were not the same. We could all have warned her, I’m sure.

Which isn’t to say we won’t need someone to warn us, too, when it comes to it.


This is the place. But not how I remember.

All memories are made up (though I must add parenthetically
I’m not talking false memory - I mean made up cosmetically)
A little bit like ‘wash and go’ our double-action memory
will slap a ‘g’ on loss - add ‘gloss and glow’
‘It relishes and embellishes’

When we time travel to memory’s sites
It’s technical trespass - we’re caught bang to rights
We step into a cramped inverted tardis,
Like the grey-haired baby-boomer heard in Argos
saying ‘I remember when this when it was all Green Shields

and yet, the grass back then was greener
the air was surely cleaner
and the thought of sex obscener…

our bodies were all bendier
the clothes we wore were trendier
the libraries were lendier
the germoline calendula
the good days were more buen día

the hanky then was pankier
small cotton squares were hankier
slices of wood… were plankier
[self-abuse was excellent]

down under was Australian
crop circles were more alien

pimples were more pustular
footballers’ thighs more muscular

the ecstacy was mescalin
the vicars were more masculine

and no-one had a barbell in their eyebrow
and radio 4 was still considered high-brow…

Nothing looks or sounds as luscious now as then
Except the opening chords of News at Ten

I love the way it starts off vaguely reflective and half-way clever, then just goes off on one. I admit that I changed the last line because the original was too site-specific. And the line “the self-abuse was excellent” is in parentheses because it deserves to be. It’s an after-thought. Like this.

PS I admit the Argos link is misleading, but I oculdn’t bring myself to do a ‘proper’ one. Anyway it all becoomes clear if you click on the Green Shields link. If you only click on one link, however, make it the tardis link. Treat yourself to a true nostalgic frisson…

4 Responses to “Muddled Memories, Traps of the Mind”

  1. botogol Says:

    I like it

    These lines
    the hanky then was pankier
    small cotton squares were hankier
    slices of wood… were plankier

    remind me of this poem…

    http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer.....s/360.html

  2. Matt Harvey Says:

    Big Thanks botogol - I’m delighted the poem above reminded you of the John Whitworth poem you link to. I’d never read it before. Now I’m a fan. (It’s “I Wish you were a Wave of the Sea,” if anyone’s interested. I thoroughly recommend you click on botogol’s link).
    And flattered, frankly.
    Please call again!

  3. Tonia Johnson Says:

    Very nicely done, admired,amzed and speechless , again very nicely done.

  4. Matt Harvey Says:

    Thank you Tonia. You’re very kind.

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